Hi guys. White people are just going nuts in the last while over being born without any knowledge of society’s norms and expectations of their behaviour. The white person, in the wild, may contain some inherent biological imperative to social structure, but gimme a break! In modern society, they first must learn to speak and then enter some educational institution or other to learn both the cultural inheritance of their forebears, as well as the nature and diversity of the other social institutions. THis is where they learn “The Story of the Cave”, in Plato’s Republic. Nice job, Brad, did you spike the ball right after that one?
One thing white people seem to find most useful about this system is that by gradually increasing the complexity of the information, they are able to continually challenge their young to expand their abilities while providing an efficient system for them to acquire those abilities. That’s probably where they learn to develop respect for Vampire novels and stuff. Ever notice how when Vampire novels come out, people are able to know how to acquire them by exchanging legal tender, and then understand the contents, which are encoded in a textual version of a language? Not only is this due to language acquisition, but aids in socialization. White people seem to really like using multiple sources for socialization. I saw someone drinking a latte at a trendy coffee shop who was socialized by his peer group, his family, his religious institution, and mass media. What a creep.
One thing white people hate though is when you mistake their fetish for socialization for enculturation. Don’t even bother! They’ll just argue with you using as many obscure 80s reference as they possibly can, generally obtained from watching cartoons which refer to these things in a way that you don’t need to understand the reference, just that its essentially funny. They LOVE learning things from sources.
