You just know that white people LOVE generating Adenosine-5′-triphosphate (ATP) in their mitochondria. Naturally, white people, especially hipsters, have a tendency to combine adenosine diphosphate and adenosine monophosphate to produce this stuff. Curiously enough, white people LOVE containing the organelle mitochondria in their cytoplasm, mainly because they perceive them as more efficient generators of the energy cells need than the cells themselves are. Perhaps its because billions of years ago, the independant mitochondria, a lifeform in its own right originally, was absorbed into the cell, like an infection, and then provided such abundance of beneficial ATP that the cell fortunately began reproducing the mitochondria inside itself.
Adenosine TOTALLY triphosphate, guy
Sound like white people are lucky as hell. Typically, white people like to go out to university parties and get really loaded, while they produce dozens of particles of ATP by redox reactions using simple and complex sugars. Did somebody say glycolysis? Recenetly, its become fashionable for ironic hipsters to generate more ATP from fatty acids by beta-oxidation. This strange tribal behaviour connotes their increased and uncanny awareness of irony. Sarcastic energy production at a cellular level is an increasing phenomenon among frat boys and goths and fans of vampire books, tv shows about angels touching things, and people who think werewolves are misunderstood and romantic figures. Werewolves are TOTAL eukaryotes, bro.
Are your cells not happy with “real” ATP? Try an ATP analog like Adenosine 5′-(gamma-thiotriphosphate) today!